i’ve taken his advice and i am headed west, to find a heart that’s golden.
the time will be upon us in 14 hours.
who is us? only three of the greatest human beings to assemble for a 12 day road trip to california and back. along the way the musketeers[three of them] will take stops at various sights. i, phillip harder, will be wearing a nasty [this means amazing] pair of father shorts [these are shorter then your regular pair of shorts]. there will be photos taken and lives risked. mistakes will be made and memories will be created.
i’ve developed a few rules to adhere to while we embark on this journey.
1. i will only wear pants when i am legally obligated.
2. no showers, the only washing will come from the earth/ocean.
3. whatever happens, happens.
4. make zac soetmelk as uncomfortable as possible.
i plan on returning, but sometimes fate is out of my hands. however, if a fly california girl falls in love with my mustache/body/mind/hair/watch/love for jesus then duty will call.
updates will occur whenever they occur[see rule 3].
take heed
governor phillip.
3 responses so far ↓
josh // May 6, 2008 at 2:15 pm
you sound like a drunk lizard. Have a blast but shower at least once so you don’t get face herpes.
amyrenee // May 6, 2008 at 3:26 pm
shorter than short shorts. no showering. mistake making. doesn’t sound much different than you’re life here.
anyway, i hope you have a wonderful time going west, young man. maybe you’ll find your “place in this world.”
i’ll miss you butch.
sisharder // May 9, 2008 at 4:07 am
i miss your face!
i hope you are having fun, that fly cali girl better be nothing short of perfect or you better pass her up!